You say you guys are talking,
But the truth is pretty clear:
China isn't coming
To the table, Donald dear.

April, 2025
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Shelves may soon be empty,
As they were when Covid came.
Two mismanaged crises,
And the president's the same.

April, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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You know your reputation
Must've fallen pretty far
When less and less consumers
Will admit they bought your car.

April, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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He's picking fights with everyone
From Harvard to Ukraine.
I don't get the feeling that
This president is sane.

April, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Chairman Powell is warning we'll have
Tariff-fueled inflation.
That has Donald Trump so mad,
He's talking termination.

April, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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The way that Trump is making
Foreign students disappear,
Good luck on getting anybody
Smart to study here.

April, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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No wonder there's no market
For these stupid Cybertrucks:
All you get's the finger for
Your hundred thousand bucks.

April, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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If Republicans in Congress
Had some balls (which they do not),
They could put a stop to all these
Stupid tariffs on the spot.

April, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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It's Donald Trump's economy.
There's no one else to blame.
Say what you will of Biden;
He was never this insane.

April, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Even if he brought back
Manufacturing, so what?
Humans wouldn't get those jobs;
They'd all be done by bot.

April, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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I'm supposed to "trust in Trump?"
I'm sorry, but no way...
Not with him behaving
More insanely every day.

April, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Tariffs aren't good for us;
The president's a liar.
Obviously, everybody's
Prices will go higher.

April, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Trump is slapping tariffs now
On every single nation,
Even little islands that
Have zero population.

April, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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He tried to buy Wisconsin,
But they weren't having that.
My only hope for Elon
Is he gets to keep the hat.

April, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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His first term was chaotic,
So how could we have been
So f*cking idiotic
That we'd bring him back again?

April, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

Top

The Dodgers' new World Series ring's
Not only big and bright;
'Twould also give you quite a big
Advantage in a fight.

March, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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He treats our allies badly,
And our enemies the best.
Sucks to have a POTUS
Who's a traitor to the West.

March, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Given Hegseth's history
Of drinking on the job,
The screw-ups make you wonder
If he's still a drunken slob.

March, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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The president's a criminal,
So let's not be surprised:
He's running a protection racket
Right before our eyes.

March, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Shutting down the government
Would not have been too bright.
It's we who would have paid for it,
So Schumer got it right.

March, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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When people take for granted
That democracy will last,
It's not that hard to kill it
If you do it really fast.

March, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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It's pretty damn depressing
When a president's advisor
Doesn't have to hide that he's
A Nazi sympathizer.

March, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Mark McKinnon's got a hat
That's always f*cking there.
I don't know what the motive is,
Cuz Mark's still got his hair.

March, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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With all the sh*t they're pulling,
They'll lose in '26.
But then, of course, Republicans
Will tell us it was fixed.

March, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

Top

The coverage they're giving Trump's
Too measured, by and large.
Why not tell it like it is?
A lunatic's in charge.

March, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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I pity all the people
Who bought Teslas in the past,
Now that Musk has been revealed
As such a horse's ass.

March, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Here's a scheme that anyone
With capital can join:
Wanna bribe the president?
Just buy his crypto coin.

March, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Trump's not on our side: he wants
An agency deleted
That gave back 20 billion
To consumers who'd been cheated.

March, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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The premise is they're going after
Waste, fraud and abuse,
But the truth is it's fakakta how
They're cutting people loose.

March, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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His base's gullibility's
What Trump depends upon.
If they could pull their heads out,
There's no question he'd be gone.

March, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Pay more attention
If you're still a fan:
Our first traitor president's
Not his own man.

March, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Dismantling the government
Is what he means to do.
Do these reporters realize
They're covering a coup?

March, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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There's nothing in this dirty world
That drives me more berserk
Than chronic liars putting
Honest people out of work.

February, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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How easy to despise him
When you start to realize
The pleasure he is taking
In destroying people's lives.

February, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Trump is known to cheat at golf,
And Elon Musk at games.
So now we have two presidents
With cheating on their brains.

February, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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If all the decent prosecutors
Up and quit their jobs,
We won't have anybody left
But Bove and his slobs.

February, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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There's been a rash of crashes
Since Inauguration Day.
Maybe not the greatest time
To gut the FAA?

February, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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The planet's richest person
Should have better things to do
Than showing us how many
Starving people he can screw.

February, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Canada's our friend,
And Russia is our foe.
But these are facts
That Donald Trump
Does not appear to know.

February, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Watching them together,
There was never any doubt
That Trump would side with Putin
And be selling Ukraine out.

February, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Trump-supporting Christians
Are a paradox to me.
What's he got in common
With the man from Galilee?

February, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Clarence Thomas swearing in
Pam Bondi as AG
Paints as clear a picture of
Corruption as you'll see.

February, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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When lots of stupid voters
Are exactly what you need,
Defunding education
Makes a lot of sense indeed.

February, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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He said he'd lower grocery bills,
But that was just a lie.
It's hard to see how anyone
Could still believe the guy.

February, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Water is so precious here,
To waste it is insane.
But Trump just went and flushed
Two billion gallons down the drain.

February, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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The Washington Post used to count all his lies,
Some thirty-odd thousand in all.
But that was the first term and now that he's back,
I don't see them counting at all.

February, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Trump can do most anything
And do it with impunity,
Ever since his crooked Court
Awarded him immunity.

February, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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His second term's so awful
In so many, many ways,
We'll look back on the first one
As the f*cking good old days.

February, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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The woman at the podium's
A hottie to be sure,
But all you're gonna get from her
Is steaming hot manure.

February, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Senate Republicans

Already, they've approved a drunk
To run the D.O.D.,
So whoever else they vote for
Will be no surprise to me.

January, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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J6 Pardons

Now that he's freed all the thugs
Who killed and injured cops,
I can't support the motherf*cker;
This is where it stops.

January, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Independent watchdogs
Are anathema to Trump.
When you're f*cking crooked,
They're the first ones that you dump.

January, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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I lied to all those people
That I won the last election,
So of course I owed 'em pardons
For their little insurrection.

January, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Thanks to fifty Senators
Without a lick of sense,
A drunkard will be running
The Department of Defense.

January, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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I've seen a lot of Datelines,
And the lesson they instill
Is never get your life insured
Or have a f*cking will.
Or meet up on a dating app:
That's fraught with peril too.
Watch enough 'a Dateline,
And that's all you'll wanna do.

January, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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X is where I truly can
Say anything I wanna say.
That's because I'm shadow banned,
And no one sees it anyway.

January, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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No sooner had he promised
To defend the Constitution,
Than Trump was freeing felons
From his failed revolution.

January, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Trump could name a chimpanzee
To head a federal agency,
And no one in the GOP
Would dare oppose the nominee.

January, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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We're not the only people
Who know what it's like in hell.
Remember, this is pretty much
How Gaza looks as well.

January, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Please don't fly your stupid drone
In an active fire zone.
All we need is one less plane
Putting water on the flames.

January, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Merrick Garland, take a bow:
Behold what you have wrought.
You took too long to prosecute,
And now it's come to naught.

January, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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Congress Certifies Election

This J6 was peaceful,
Not like Twenty Twenty-One.
Imagine, though, the difference
If the Democrats had won.

January, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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I guess I'm just old-fashioned:
I don't wear any ink,
And coloring my nails
Would look ludicrous, I think.

January, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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He schtupped a 17-year-old
(A working girl at that).
If that makes him a "pedophile,"
I'll eat my f*cking hat.

January, 2025
© Robert C. Keating

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As soon as he's done swearing
To defend the Constitution,
He plans to free the felons
From his failed revolution.

December, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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UnitedHealthcare's CEO
Did not deserve to die,
And neither do the people
These insurance firms deny.

December, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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I agree, Luigi Mangione's really hot,
But can the adulation, folks:
A hero he is not.

December, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Trump and all his cronies aren't
There for you and me.
They're there to raid the cookie jar;
Some crumbs are all we'll see.

December, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Till last September, drones were not
Allowed to fly at night.
Can't we just go back to that?
We'd all be less uptight.

December, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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If the world's greatest milit'ry
Can't figure out
What's flying around
Freaking everyone out,
It doesn't say much
For our readiness, guys.
We're failing the test
Before everyone's eyes.

December, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Here's a novel mission for
A nominee, indeed:
Destroy the very agency
He's naming you to lead.

December, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Syria has shaken off
A 54 year curse.
But now that the Assads are gone,
Could things get even worse?

December, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Next Secretary of Defense?

'I promise to stop drinking
If I run the D.O.D.'
Hegseth's closing argument
Sounds pretty weak to me.

December, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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I'll never buy a Tesla;
Of that you can be sure.
I've had enough of Elon Musk
And all of his manure.

December, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Next Ambassador to France

Charles Kushner is a piece of sh*t
And if you don't agree,
Maybe you should catch up on
His legal history.

December, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Of course he gave a pardon
To his only living son.
And if you were the president,
It's what you would have done.

December, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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The country went for Donald Trump
By one point and a half,
So now he's got a giant mandate?
Please don't make me laugh.

December, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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We're used to politicans
Wearing flags on their lapel,
But that's not self-promotional
Enough for Kash Patel.

December, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Have we seen any benefit
From cutting corporate taxes?
It's not as if they're less inclined
To stick it up our asses.

November, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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This has all the makings
Of a catastrophic mess.
No way an anti-vaxxer
Should be running HHS.

November, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Trump's appointing people
Who aren't qualified a bit.
This must be what Bannon meant
By "flood the zone with sh*t."

November, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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I'll never get the money back
I gave to her campaign,
And now I'm s'posed to give 'em more?
These people are insane.

November, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Hopefully, the time for coddling
Criminals is past:
L.A. D.A. George Gascón's
Been voted out at last.

November, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Americans aren't ready for
A woman at the top.
They'd rather have a fat old guy
Who lies to them non-stop.

November, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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If voters had been smarter,
This could all have been prevented.
Instead, we've picked a president
Who's totally demented.

November, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Election 2024

I've had enough of focus groups
And surrogates and such.
Just get the damn thing over with.
It's stressing me too much.

November, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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And Now for this Word

Every time an anchor tells me
"Don't go anywhere,"
I'm glad I've got a good remote
To get me outta there.

November, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Clemency?

Even if their father was
The basest of the base,
It's no excuse for shooting
Their poor mother in the face.

November, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Here's an image Donald Trump
Would rather we forget.
Pass along to anyone
Who hasn't seen it yet.

October, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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"Donald Trump will keep us safe,"
Declares the TV spot.
But did he keep us safe from COVID?
Obviously not.

October, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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'Lincoln should have cut a deal
To end the Civil War?'
Donald Trump's so full of sh*t,
I can't take any more.

October, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Biden's sending hurricanes
To red states? What a claim.
Congresswoman Taylor Greene's
Apparently insane.

October, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Donald Trump is right about
An "enemy within,"
Except he hasn't figured out
The enemy is him.

October, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Millions couldn't give a sh*t
If Trump's a fascist threat:
A fascist is exactly what
They hope they're gonna get.

October, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Harris should be careful with
Her "politics of joy."
When voters aren't happy,
They are easy to annoy.

October, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Trump's a lying dirtbag.
What else is there to say?
He proves that he's a lying dirtbag
Every single day.

October, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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If only more Americans
Were seeing what I'm seeing:
Donald Trump is simply a
Disgusting human being.

October, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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I figure on Election Night,
I'm going to need a sedative:
Trump's a raving lunatic,
And yet he's still competitive.

October, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Men, if you're nostalgic for
A woman's right to choose,
The only way to get it back's
For Donald Trump to lose.

October, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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He lied from start to finish
Of the recent veep debate,
But if style's all you're grading,
He did absolutely great.

October, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Justice Delayed

He led an insurrection,
But for years he's skated free.
If Trump wins this election,
I'll be blaming the AG.

October, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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When Israel rigs pagers
So they blow up on command,
They're killing noncombatants too
(As if that isn't planned).

October, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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'Obamacare was saved by Trump,'
Is Vance's latest claim.
But saving it and failing to
Repeal it aren't the same.

October, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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J.D. Vance

He's always lying, whether in
Debate or on the stump.
That's why he's the perfect pick
To run with Donald Trump.

October, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Meet Mark Robinson

Trump may say he's 'MLK
On steroids,' but that's crap.
A self-proclaimed black Nazi's
What he is, and that's a fact.

September, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Wake Up, Guys

Just another reason for
Abandoning the cult:
If you get somebody pregnant now,
You're stuck with the result.

September, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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F*ck elective surgery.
Don't touch me with that knife,
Unless it's really surgery
I need to save my life.

September, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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With all the years we've had to sit
And listen to his lies,
Isn't it a joy to see her
Cut him down to size?

September, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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The way to beat inflation's
Not with tariffs, that's for sure.
Be nice to see solutions
'Stead of all of this manure.

September, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Could you have a hit like
"He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother,"
Now that algorithms
Have us hating one another?

September, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Democracy: worth saving,
Or a relic we should lose?
This is it, America.
The time has come to choose.

September, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Republicans are doing
All they can to help these two,
Cuz any vote for one 'a them's
A vote for you-know-who.

September, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Luckily, though Bobby is
Suspending his campaign,
His voters have a place to go
That's equally insane.

August, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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By now we know that Roberts
Is a phony through and through.
He's not just 'calling balls and strikes'
The way he said he'd do;
He's undermining some of our
Most fundamental rights.
By now we know that Roberts,
To be blunt about it, bites.

August, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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If peace is what they're after,
Why did Israel decide
To kill the chief negotiator
For the other side?

August, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Every time he talks about her
Stealing the election,
He's doing what psychologists
Refer to as projection.

August, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Calling Trump "transactional"
Whitewashes it a bit.
The word is he's a double-dealing
Total piece of sh*t.

August, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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If I had half the body
Caeleb Dressel does, I think
The last thing I would want to do
Is mess it up with ink.

August, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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A frightening collection
Of unpopular positions.
The only thing it doesn't do
Is bring back Prohibition.

August, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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I love my country madly,
So it's really hard to take
That millions of my countrymen
Would fall for such a fake.

August, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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"Israel's entitled
To defend itself," it's true,
But tell me, does this really
Look like self-defense to you?

July, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Pundits wonder why a sense of
Gloom pervades the nation:
Cuz we're all getting killed
By all this runaway inflation.

July, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Will beating Trump be easy?
No, it certainly will not.
But Democrats are feeling
Now at least they have a shot.

July, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Despite all her detractors,
Warren's done a lot of good.
They call her Pocahontas,
But she's more like Robin Hood.

July, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Joe Manchin left the party,
But with Biden standing down,
He'd like to be our nominee
For president, the clown.

July, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Trump getting hurt, but not critically,
Probably helps him politically.
He's "s'posed to be dead"
But he gets up instead:
That's pretty impressive, admittedly.

July, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Every time I try and fix
A problem, I get robbed.
Wish I knew an honest man
Who'd do an honest job.

July, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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The Debate From Hell

Trump could not stop lying
From the time he took the stage,
And all they wanna dwell on
Is how Biden showed his age.

July, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Why they hold elections in Iran,
I do not know.
Whoever wins, the Ayatollah's
Gonna run the show.

June, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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There comes a time in every race
For passing the baton,
But what to do in Biden's case?
He won't stop holding on.

June, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Trump says he was "tortured"
In the Fulton County Jail.
Polygraph the S.O.B.
I guarantee he'll fail.

June, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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No wonder all our enemies
Want Trump to win again.
His only foreign policy
Was pissing on our friends.

June, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

Top

Israel in Gaza's like
The U.S. in Iraq:
Once you lose the world's respect,
It's hard to get it back.

June, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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He's killing noncombatants
By the hundreds every week,
And Congress is inviting
Netanyahu here to speak?

June, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Trump's claims of persecution
Are a little overdone.
Hunter Biden shows the feds
Will f*ck with anyone.

June, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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If Donald Trump should lose again,
His ego is so big,
He won't accept reality;
He'll say the race was "rigged."
And millions will believe him
Like they always f*cking do,
Even if there's not a shred
Of evidence it's true.

June, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Honestly, I didn't think
This day would ever come.
F*ckin' took forever, but
They finally got the bum.

May, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

Top

Everyone's bombarding me
To get me on their app,
So they can sell my data.
I'm so tired of this crap.

May, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

Top

When Trump says Bobby Jr.
Isn't really anti-vax,
It's obvious his derrière
Is where he gets his facts.

May, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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I can't imagine any more
Degrading thing to do
Than shilling for a charlatan
And dressing like him too.

May, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Here's a man who prob'ly isn't
Long for married life:
He says he never took a bribe;
It must've been his wife.

May, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Way too high in sodium
And way too high in fat.
It is a tasty sandwich, though;
I have to give it that.

May, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Is it just coincidence
A worm attacked his brain,
And ever since he's saying stuff
That's more and more insane?

May, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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No offense, but if I had
The looks of David Beckham,
I don't think I'd be doing
Everything I could to wreck 'em.

May, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

Top

You gotta love this picture
For the clarity it brings:
Which one is the puppet here,
And which one pulls the strings?

May, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

Top

Keep in mind, whenever there's
A home you wanna buy:
"Everything was done to code"
Is probably a lie.

May, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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All these guys who wanna ban
Abortion at six weeks
Had better hope to holy hell
The condom never leaks.

May, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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It's bad enough the governor
Would shoot her little dog,
But then to go and brag about it's
Really f*ckin' odd.

April, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Oh, the Irony

The lawyer they've got at the RNC
In charge of "election integrity"
Has just been indicted;
She's one of those cited
In Trump's fake elector conspiracy.

April, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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No Soliciting

I don't wanna sign your petition,
Or buy what you're trying to sell.
I'm not gonna join your religion,
So kindly stop ringing my bell!

April, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

Top

This whole "two-state solution"
Is becoming null and void.
It's hard to have two states when
One's already been destroyed.

April, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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As if things weren't bad enough
With all of this inflation,
The 99¢ Only Stores
Are ceasing operation.

April, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Luckily for Johnson,
Even though he's getting weaker,
No one in his party
Even wants his job as Speaker.

April, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Hey, Joe

You can't deny, for many folks
It's Issue Number One.
Close the border; keep your job.
Otherwise, you're done.

April, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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You've got abortion on your side;
Now how about the border?
Suspending new asylum claims
Would seem to be in order.

April, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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F*ck Joe Biden's "outrage"
Over Israel's campaign.
As long as he keeps arming them,
Results will be the same.

April, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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The only Bible in the world
That's Donald Trump-endorsed
Is the only one that pays him
Any royalty, of course.

April, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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The same day Trump is telling us
He'll bring back law and order,
He's siccing his supporters on
His trial judge's daughter.

March, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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If I was getting blamed for all
This runaway inflation,
I'd make a show of taking on
The greedy corporations.

March, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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When it comes to email overload,
Rockport can't be beat.
They're decent shoes, but they must think
I've got a hundred feet.

March, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Can't Post $454M Bond

The vultures are circling Donald J. Trump,
But haven't we seen this before?
Whenever we're thinking he's run out of luck,
There's always a little bit more.

March, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Don't you get tired of all of the lies
They're constantly airing on Fox?
You keep lapping up
All that feculent stuff,
And finally your little brain rots.

March, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Just what you'd expect to hear
From Mr. Insurrection:
He's promising a "bloodbath"
If he loses the election.

March, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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He's threatening to nuke us,
So would someone tell me why
Republicans in Congress
Won't stand up against the guy?

March, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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The defects in his character
Are there for all to see.
We know what Donald Trump is;
Now the question's what are we?

March, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Cops are on the front lines
Every day, so tell me why,
In terms of backing gun control,
They're all so f*cking shy.

March, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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You shouldn't have to say that
What Hamas did was despicable,
But better safe than sorry
When you're criticizing Israel.

March, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Nice Job, Republicans

If voters had been smarter,
This could all have been prevented.
Instead, they've picked a candidate
Who's totally demented.

March, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Oh, but how I miss the days
I used to make the scene.
Sad to say, the good times now
Are few and far between.

March, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Now he says "our country is a joke."
I disagree.
(But let's not prove his point
And reelect the S.O.B.)

March, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Dropping food into Gaza's
The least we can do,
Having made all the bombs
Being dropped on 'em too.

March, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Florida vs. the Measles

Besides a decent governor,
Which currently they lack,
They need a surgeon general
Who's not a f*cking quack.

March, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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I don't care if Fani Willis
Slept with Nathan Wade.
With all the stress they're going through,
At least they're getting laid.

March, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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What good is the perfect case
Prepared by DOJ
When all the courts are helping Trump
Delay, delay, delay?

February, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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After his shenanigans
On January Sixth,
To think we'd want him back again
Is absolutely sick.

February, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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In case you bought the story
That Joe Biden took a bribe,
The FBI informant
Was a Russian tool who lied.

February, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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I get the need to fund Ukraine;
No argument with that.
But Israel's another case;
I wouldn't give 'em crap.

February, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Curbing antisemitism
Won't get any easier
With Netanyahu's army acting
Sleazier and sleazier.

February, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Don't be down on Biden
Cuz you're trippin' on his age.
Jagger's eighty too,
And they still let him on the stage.

February, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Hypertension got you down?
Don't take Irbesartan.
The constipation's so profound,
You'll barely manage fartin'.

NOT INTENDED AS MEDICAL ADVICE / CONSULT YOUR PHYSICIAN

February, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Has everyone forgotten
The unnecessary deaths?
Reelecting Trump would be
As reckless as it gets.

February, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Nikki is to Donald Trump
What Teddy was to Carter:
The intraparty challenger
Who makes November harder.

February, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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If no one is above the law,
As no one is, presumably,
Then why's it take so f*cking long
To rule on Trump's immunity?

February, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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When genocide is playing out
Before your very eyes,
Anyone enabling it
Is easy to despise.

February, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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The media are failing
In their coverage of Trump
If they don't spell out how insane
He's gotten on the stump.

January, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Just a Thought, Republicans

If Donald Trump's too addled
To keep Haley and Pelosi straight,
Maybe this is not the guy
You want to be your candidate.

January, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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You really have to wonder
What's the matter with these fools,
Pulling all the dictionaries
Out of public schools.

January, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Republicans don't even want
A border deal, you know?
They'd rather leave the current mess
And blame it all on Joe.

January, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Biden may be eighty-one,
But Trump is right behind.
Anyway, the younger one's
The one who's lost his mind.

January, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Why we still back Israel
In Gaza, I don't know.
The only way to stop this sh*t's
By cutting off their dough.

January, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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It's little wonder why so many
Brick and mortar stores are gone,
What with all the people buying
Everything on Amazon.

January, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Cable's always looking for
A storyline to chase.
They're covering the caucuses
As if there's still a race.

January, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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By the way, there's nothing in
The U.S. Constitution
Suggesting that a president's
Immune from prosecution.

January, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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Rarely have I ever seen
A photograph so creepy.
This is f*cking genocide,
And we're still backing Bibi?

January, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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One in four Americans
Believe the FBI
Was behind the insurrection,
Which is just a f*cking lie.

January, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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The reason Trump loves Xi Jinping's
Not hard to understand:
He lives for any chance he gets
To shake a smaller hand.

January, 2024
© Robert C. Keating

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What the hell's with Haley?
Does it take a lot of bravery
To just come out and say
The Civil War was over slavery?

December, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Hey, Bigmouth

Spouting Adolf Hitler is
A vile thing to do.
If anybody's 'poisoning
Our country's blood,' it's you.

December, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Colorado gets it right:
He led an insurrection,
So therefore is disqualified
From running for election.

December, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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They won't do sh*t on climate change.
They won't do sh*t on guns.
They won't do sh*t on anything
Of consequence, the bums.
They'd rather spread conspiracies
And waste their precious time
Investigating Biden
For imaginary crimes.

December, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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They ran the House Republicans,
But not for very long.
One by one the young guns fell,
And now the last is gone.

December, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Let's impeach Joe Biden!
It's true we have no case,
But we're not seeking justice here;
We're ginning up the base.

December, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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IDF

"Not targeting civilians?"
What a bunch of rot.
If that's not who they're targeting,
They're sure a lousy shot.

December, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Biden's not responsible
For all of this inflation.
The problem is we're being gouged
By greedy corporations.

December, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Israel told Gazans
They'd be safer in the South.
Ask the noncombatants there
How that's been working out.

December, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Sayonara, Santos

He's threatening the congressmen
Who helped to bring him down.
Maybe he should save his breath
For court, the f*cking clown.

December, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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God forbid we're dumb enough
To re-elect the autocrat.
I don't care how old he is:
I'm voting for the democrat.

November, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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They go by "Moms for Liberty,"
But that's a bit misleading.
Their idea of liberty's
To censor what you're reading.

November, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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'Laura Loomer's not someone
That Donald Trump should hire.
She's mentally unstable
And a documented liar.'

--Per Marjorie Taylor Greene

November, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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He's up there praising Xi Jinping
And Kim and Putin too,
And not a single "patriot"
Is brave enough to boo.

November, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Zelensky's not a Nazi;
He's actually a Jew.
But how like Ramaswamy
To go mixing up the two.

November, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Have you listened to him lately?
It might be worth your time,
Cuz more and more it's obvious
He's lost his f*cking mind.

November, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Israel today's
As democratic as it gets
(If you don't count the millions
Who are trapped behind a fence).

November, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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At Your Service, Plutocrats

"Fiscally responsible"
Would not describe this Speaker.
Instead of funding IRS,
He's tryin' to make it weaker.

November, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Compared to other Beatles songs,
It isn't very good.
Just cuz you can finish something
Doesn't mean you should.

November, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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You can't keep up with all the lies
This lunatic creates.
Now he's telling everyone
He won all fifty states.

November, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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I've nothing bad to say about
Joe Biden in the main,
But running for another term
At eighty is insane.

November, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Bibi Netanyahu says
Hamas must be wiped out.
For years he gave 'em cover, though,
So what's that all about?

November, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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There's one thing the Israelis
Will accomplish with this war:
Hamas will be recruiting
Like it's never done before.

October, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Why the hell would Christians
Wanna flock to such a bum?
Check the seven deadly sins,
And Trump has every one.

October, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Don't go blaming Israel
For blowing up that hospital.
Our bombs leave bigger craters,
So we know we're not responsible.

October, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Israel

The terrorists who hit 'em
Are the ones they need to whack,
Not the poor civilians
Who weren't in on the attack.

October, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Look how catastrophically
A government can fail
When its leader is preoccupied
With staying out of jail.

October, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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I would've thought some Democrats
Would vote to keep him in.
He's awful, but whoever's next
Could well be worse than him.

October, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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We've never had more fiscally
Responsible a president
(If you don't count the trillions that
He added to the deficit).

October, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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I love Paris in the fall,
But not so much this year.
With all the bedbugs they've got there,
I think I'll stay right here.

October, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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He may be entertaining,
But his act is wearing thin.
I definitely wouldn't
Want to sit through it again.

September, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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One thing I don't think
The U.S. Senate oughta do
Is set aside the dress code
On account of you-know-who.

September, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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We have to stop the chaos
At the border, and here's how:
Suspend all new asylum claims,
And do it f*cking now.

September, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Beware the man who walks his dog
While staring at his phone.
He's miss what Fido leaves behind
(And it won't be a bone).

September, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Besides the fact he's eighty
And his son just got indicted,
I'm glad he's gonna run again.
Could not be more excited.

September, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Seems as if the congresswoman's
One and only function's
To embarrass all the voters
From Pueblo to Grand Junction.

September, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Despite His Claims

The Presidential Records Act
Did not give Trump the right, in fact,
To take a bunch
Of secret stuff
And then refuse to give it back.

September, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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It drives me f*cking crazy
How he's always saying "like."
Get this man a voice coach, please,
And get him talking right.

September, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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McCarthy may be Speaker now,
But how long can it last?
His party's full of wingnuts
Who could take him down, and fast.

September, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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With lithium batteries everywhere,
It's riskier now to go anywhere.
You never know when
One'll blow up again
And there's no f*cking way to get outta there.

September, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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From the Arabs with their oil
To the plumber on the make,
Everybody's out to take
As much as they can take.

September, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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The Marines don't have a commandant,
But Tommy doesn't care.
There should be a statue for
The asshole in Red Square.

September, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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It's hard to make believe the Court
Is ethical and honest,
Knowing there's a billionaire
In bed with Clarence Thomas.

September, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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DeSantis may recover
But the chances aren't high.
The more that people see of him,
The more they hate the guy.

September, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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The streets are filled with criminals
Who oughta be in jail,
And now the city wants to go
Eliminating bail?

August, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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This is why you never let
The perp provide the stat.
If Trump is only 215,
I'll eat a MAGA hat.

August, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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It's been a long time coming,
So the sound of it's sublime:
Inmate Number PO1135809.

August, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Mr. Ramaswamy says
That climate change is bunk.
Heard enough already from
This lying little punk?

August, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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You can write off Vivek
Ramaswamy from the jump:
He wants to raise the voting age
And pardon Donald Trump.

August, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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You question a guy's masculinity
When he's bragging about his virginity.
But that's how he got
To be Senator Scott:
No question it paid off politically.

August, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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A game of catch with Donald Trump
Would not last very long:
You'd throw the ball right to him,
And he'd say you threw it wrong.

August, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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If AI can do anything
The way these people say,
Let's see it pay the mortgage
When it takes my job away.

August, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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It's true that Trump could shoot someone
And Trumpers wouldn't care.
But that does not say much for them,
And I'll just leave it there.

August, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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She teased a Trump indictment
Over twenty months ago.
Waiting for Ms. Willis
Is like waiting for Godot.

August, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Of all the things on earth that
Should have never been invented,
An AR gun for children
Takes the cake for most demented.

August, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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The facts are indisputable,
But Trumpers still deny
That the one who tried to steal
The election was their guy.

August, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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"We're going to start slitting throats
On Day One," says DeSantis
(Which kind of gives you some idea
Of what a creep the man is).

August, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Don't destroy democracy
For one disgruntled schmo.
Your country needs you back again.
It's time to let him go.

August, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Prison's not so bad, old boy.
I'm sure you'll find romance
As soon as you start showing 'em
That sexy little dance.

August, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Even though, objectively,
He's done a lot of good,
Biden isn't getting half
The credit that he should.

August, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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They won't give Biden credit
For a single thing he's done.
All they wanna talk about's
His cockamamie son.

July, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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GOP

There's nothing more absurd than how
They say they're tough on crime.
Aren't they the party blocking
Gun laws all the time?

July, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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When Elon Musk bought Twitter,
He predicted great success.
But what's he turned it into now?
A literal Brand X.

July, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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#NoMoreTrump

In case we need reminding as
The temperatures get higher,
It's a lousy time to reelect
A climate change denier.

July, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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The president who tried to give us
Government by mob
Is hoping we'll be dumb enough
To give him back his job.

July, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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They lied about Seth Rich.
They lied about Ray Epps.
They lied about Dominion
And Smartmatic and the rest.
But here's the thing: if Fox is all
You're watching all the time,
You could spend a lifetime never
Knowing they've been lyin'.

July, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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I'm sorry, but I'm never
Calling someone "they" or "them."
It's just too ungrammatical;
That's just the way I am.

July, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Putin should be giving
Tommy Tuberville a prize,
For gumming up our military
Right before our eyes.

July, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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We thought that Joe McCarthy
Was as bad as it could get,
But that's because Jim Jordan
Hadn't gone to Congress yet.

July, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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As Temperatures Soar

Here's a law that ranks among
The sickest ever written:
Mandatory water breaks
In Texas are forbidden.

July, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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It's awful homes are falling down
In Rolling Hills Estates.
They didn't know how right they were,
Whoever named the place.

July, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Forget that he stole secrets
And was sharing them to boot;
Millions of Americans
Would reelect the coot.

July, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

Top

How the hell can Santos
Blame his problems on the press?
Earth to Mr. Santos:
You're the one who made the mess.

July, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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It's hard to make predictions on
What Putin's gonna do,
But I would bet Prigozhin's dead
Before the year is through.

June, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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That Mar-a-Lago toilet
Is so low down to the floor,
I hope the Secret Service
Keeps a forklift by the door.

June, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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'Daddy never hugged me, even
When my mummy passed.'
Life is tough all over, Harry.
Blow it out your ass.

June, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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'Tween all of these mass shootings
And the germs that are about,
No wonder there's a lot of us
Who aren't going out.

June, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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I feel bad for Dylan.
She thinks she's such a hit,
And then she does a beer ad
And their sales go to sh*t.

June, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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The right should worry less about
How "D.O.J.'s been weaponized"
And more about how national
Security's been compromised.

June, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

Top

The thrill I felt at Donald Trump's
Indictment was erased
As soon as I saw Cannon
Would be sitting on the case.

June, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Honestly, I didn't think
This day would ever come.
Trump is finally being charged.
I hope they get the bum.

June, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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The documents they found are not
The only ones he's got.
He took a bunch of boxes to
Bedminster, did he not?

June, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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It's crazy that DeSantis,
In the midst of a campaign,
Can't decide the right
Pronunciation of his name.

June, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Looking at this travesty,
One thing could not be clearer:
Kevin's top priority
Should be a full-length mirror.

May, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Now that Musk is running it,
It's really sad to see:
Twitter is a sh*thole next to
What it used to be.

May, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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As much as I hate Donald Trump,
I really love the way
He's making life for Ron DeSantis
Harder every day.

May, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

Top

What good is a f*cking pet
You pet at your own peril?
Next time I adopt a cat,
I'll specify "no ferals."

May, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Allen TX Shooter

Not only did he hate the world
(That's obvious as hell);
A brown-skinned white supremacist
Would hate himself as well.

May, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Lost Art

Children can't write cursively,
And that's a real shame.
I wonder if you wrote it
If they'd even know their name.

May, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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The Enablers

More sick'ning than the man himself
With all his smears and lies
Are the suckers in the audience.
That's who I most despise.

May, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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There's just so much to hate about
This godforsaken gun:
Exit wounds the size of f*ckin'
Oranges, for one.

May, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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What a bunch of f*cking dicks.
It's always about politics.
They never care about the debt
Until a Dem is president.

May, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

Top

We had to leave Afghanistan;
That war could not be won.
Was messy how we did it,
But at least it's f*cking done.

May, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

Top

Tucker Carlson's out at Fox,
But viewers, don't despair:
If toxic talk is what you want,
Sean Hannity's still there.

April, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

Top

The Senate should have never let
The weapons ban expire.
You can't depend on background checks
When someone has no priors.

April, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Bobby Jr.'s in the race,
But he won't be the choice.
It's not just that he's anti-vax;
It's also just the voice.

April, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Big Lie Costs Fox $787.5 Million

Seems to me the network
Should be putting "News" in quotes,
Given the extent of
All the bullsh*t it promotes.

April, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

Top

Another Third Party

"No Labels" has no business
On the ballot in my view.
Helping the Republicans
Is all they're gonna do.

April, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

Top

The Dalai Lama asking
A young boy to suck his tongue
Kinda makes you wonder
Where the f*cker's coming from.

April, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

Top

Income inequality's
The trend that doesn't stop.
It's always a recession now,
Unless you're at the top.

April, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

Top

Al Gore was the target of
A lotta right-wing crap.
But everything he warned about
Is happening, in fact.

April, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

Top

Fifty years in Florida
And now they're on the outs?
Disney's not the party here
That's acting Mickey Mouse.

April, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

Top

If you think you're getting news from Fox,
Then take another gander:
Most of what they're telling you
Is straight out propaganda.

April, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

Top

Donald Trump's assorted crimes
Are way beyond the pale
(Not that I'm suggesting here
He'll ever go to jail).

April, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Lingering Pandemic Paranoia

There's a movie out in theatres now
I really wanna see.
I'll have to wait and stream it, though,
Cuz I have LPP.

April, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

Top

Why are all these talking heads
Still calling Trump "the president?"
It's not an honor he deserves,
As should be f*cking evident.

April, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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Imagine being so naive
You never figure out
That Trump is lying every time
He opens up his mouth.

April, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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I know it's up to Biden
And it isn't up to me,
But I don't think that Garland's
Got the balls to be AG.

April, 2023
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No defendant's sure of what
The future's gonna bring,
But ever since they charged him,
All he's hearing is ka-ching.

April, 2023
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Donald Trump Indictment Watch
Is not must-see TV.
Wake me when they lock him up;
That's all I wanna see.

March, 2023
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It's easy to condemn what
Russia's doing to Ukraine,
But isn't what we did to
The Iraqis much the same?

March, 2023
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A sorer bunch 'a losers
You will not find anywhere.
They can't accept the fact that
They were beaten fair and square.

March, 2023
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In the mood for Russian
Propaganda? You're in luck!
All you have to do is
Get your news from Traitor Tuck.

March, 2023
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Congress has killed better things,
So wouldn't it be fine
If they finally got around
To killing Daylight Savings Time?

March, 2023
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All the legal experts say
That Trump should be indicted.
But since they're not the ones in charge,
Let's not get too excited.

March, 2023
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Fox does not require
Every story to be true.
As long as what you're saying's
Good for ratings, that'll do.

March, 2023
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There's nothing educational
About this kind of show.
They tell you what you wanna hear,
Not what you need to know.

March, 2023
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I know I'd find it easier
To watch her every night
If she didn't always interrupt
Her sentences with Right?.

March, 2023
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Far be it for me to judge,
But what the f*ck's with Buttigieg?
As soon as they blew up that train,
He shoulda been there taking names.

February, 2023
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Garland's just the latest in
A long parade of chumps:
Prosecutors through the years
Who never nailed Trump.

February, 2023
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It's sad: of all the candidates
Republicans could choose,
The only hero in the race
Is almost sure to lose.

February, 2023
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Haley Joins 2024 Race

They worked together beautifully
When she was his ambassador,
But far as Donald Trump's concerned,
That should've been the last of her.

February, 2023
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How could someone let herself
Behave like such an ass?
She oughta be embarrassed,
But she doesn't have the class.

February, 2023
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Good luck, Nikki Haley,
But if I may be succinct,
I'm looking at your chances
And your chances really stink.

February, 2023
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Don't just "track" the spy balloon
That's moseying around.
It's got no business being here.
For God's sake, shoot it down!

February, 2023
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Moving down to Florida?
Think twice before you go.
Assholes like DeSantis don't
Elect themselves, you know.

February, 2023
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Our Street Crime Unit officers
Are young and in their prime.
The only problem is that they're
Committing all the crime.

January, 2023
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Even when the cops involved
Are all as black as night,
Standards seem to suffer when
A "suspect" isn't white.

January, 2023
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Hiking on the mountain now?
That's really kinda dicey.
Every step could be your last
When everything's this icy.

January, 2023
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You still pay lower prices
At the 99¢ Only Store,
But there aren't many items
That are 99¢ anymore.

January, 2023
© Robert C. Keating

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